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St. Jackanapes

2008-06-01 09:02:30 UTC

In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell twittered...

In alt.flame.jesus.christ Agent Haskell, IRS barfed this out...

Hey Chung, Why don't you donate some of that 2 million dollar
guarantee money to help out Mercy Corps or to some other agency
to help the earthquake victims?

No amount of money can buy either GOD's blessings or HIS peace, which surpasses all worldly understanding.
The survivors' need GOD's peace and HIS blessings more than anything else.

If *I* was the survivors, I'd nail jesus' worthless hide to
lumber a *second* time.

I'll pay for the lumber, who'll buy the nails?

Out of spikes. Will a half case of construction glue work?

That'll do it! It'll be fun to watch him squirm around and say to his
daddy "What the fuck have ya got me into this time, Pops? These guys are
fucking worse than the Romans - at least they took their job serious!
These guys have spread peanut butter on the spot where normal men have
sex organs and are trying to get chipmunks to eat from there. Why have
you *really* forsaken me? Get me outta here for REAL this time!!!"

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St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
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"Where knowledge ends, religion begins." - Benjamin Disraeli

Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD

2008-06-01 09:09:56 UTC

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May dear neighbors, friends, and brethren have a blessedly wonderful
2008th year since the birth of our LORD Jesus Christ as the Son of
Man ...

... by being hungrier:

http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f891e617d10bd689?

Hunger is wonderful ! ! !

It's how we know what GOD desires, which is all that is good.

Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve
paid for with their and our immortal lives.

"Blessed are you who hunger NOW...

... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21)

Amen.

Here is a Spirit-guided exegesis of Luke 6:21 given in hopes of
promoting much greater understanding:

http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/cc2aa8f8a4d41360?

Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be healthier...

Marana tha

Prayerfully in the awesome name of LORD Jesus Christ,

Andrew <><
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Father Haskell

2008-06-02 03:55:41 UTC

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Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell twittered...

In alt.flame.jesus.christ Agent Haskell, IRS barfed this out...

Hey Chung, Why don't you donate some of that 2 million dollar
guarantee money to help out Mercy Corps or to some other agency
to help the earthquake victims?

No amount of money can buy either GOD's blessings or HIS peace, which surpasses all worldly understanding.
The survivors' need GOD's peace and HIS blessings more than anything else.

If *I* was the survivors, I'd nail jesus' worthless hide to
lumber a *second* time.

I'll pay for the lumber, who'll buy the nails?

Out of spikes. Will a half case of construction glue work?

It's better than nailing the poor slob up. That's just
plain *sick*.

Turning THAT into an actual *religion* is beyond
words.

Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD

2008-06-02 11:14:05 UTC

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St. Jackanapes

2008-06-02 18:28:03 UTC

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In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell twittered...

Post by Father Haskell

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell twittered...

In alt.flame.jesus.christ Agent Haskell, IRS barfed this out...

Hey Chung, Why don't you donate some of that 2 million dollar
guarantee money to help out Mercy Corps or to some other agency
to help the earthquake victims?

No amount of money can buy either GOD's blessings or HIS peace, which surpasses all worldly understanding.
The survivors' need GOD's peace and HIS blessings more than anything else.

If *I* was the survivors, I'd nail jesus' worthless hide to
lumber a *second* time.

I'll pay for the lumber, who'll buy the nails?

Out of spikes. Will a half case of construction glue work?

It's better than nailing the poor slob up. That's just
plain *sick*.
Turning THAT into an actual *religion* is beyond
words.

And the way that women stare lovingly -almost sexually - at those huge
bloody carcasses trussed up over the Catholic altar like a deer during
season makes me want to vomit.

--
St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
===========================================================
"Where knowledge ends, religion begins." - Benjamin Disraeli

Father Haskell

2008-06-02 19:36:36 UTC

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Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell twittered...

Post by Father Haskell

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell twittered...

In alt.flame.jesus.christ Agent Haskell, IRS barfed this out...

Hey Chung, Why don't you donate some of that 2 million dollar
guarantee money to help out Mercy Corps or to some other agency
to help the earthquake victims?

No amount of money can buy either GOD's blessings or HIS peace, which surpasses all worldly understanding.
The survivors' need GOD's peace and HIS blessings more than anything else.

If *I* was the survivors, I'd nail jesus' worthless hide to
lumber a *second* time.

I'll pay for the lumber, who'll buy the nails?

Out of spikes. Will a half case of construction glue work?

It's better than nailing the poor slob up. That's just
plain *sick*.
Turning THAT into an actual *religion* is beyond
words.

And the way that women stare lovingly -almost sexually - at those huge
bloody carcasses trussed up over the Catholic altar like a deer during
season makes me want to vomit.

Worse is the priests, who probably want it trussed up
face down.

St. Jackanapes

2008-06-03 06:03:46 UTC

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In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell twittered...

Post by Father Haskell

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell twittered...

Post by Father Haskell

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell twittered...

In alt.flame.jesus.christ Agent Haskell, IRS barfed this out...

Hey Chung, Why don't you donate some of that 2 million dollar
guarantee money to help out Mercy Corps or to some other agency
to help the earthquake victims?

No amount of money can buy either GOD's blessings or HIS peace, which surpasses all worldly understanding.
The survivors' need GOD's peace and HIS blessings more than anything else.

If *I* was the survivors, I'd nail jesus' worthless hide to
lumber a *second* time.

I'll pay for the lumber, who'll buy the nails?

Out of spikes. Will a half case of construction glue work?

It's better than nailing the poor slob up. That's just
plain *sick*.
Turning THAT into an actual *religion* is beyond
words.

And the way that women stare lovingly -almost sexually - at those huge
bloody carcasses trussed up over the Catholic altar like a deer during
season makes me want to vomit.

Worse is the priests, who probably want it trussed up
face down.

With the bloody male carcass about 25 years younger of courser.

--
St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
===========================================================
"Where knowledge ends, religion begins." - Benjamin Disraeli

Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD

2008-06-03 11:33:25 UTC

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